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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:14 |
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The father of five children had won a toy at a raffle. He called his kids together to ask which one should have the present. "Who is the most obedient?" he asked. "Who never talks back to mother? Who does everything she says?" Five small voices answered in unison. "Okay, dad, you get the toy." |
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:12 |
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Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?"
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question."
Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question?"
Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?" |
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:10 |
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A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her how she liked the game.
"I liked it, but I couldn't understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents," she said.
"What do you mean?" he asked.
"Well, everyone keeps yelling, 'Get the quarter back!'"
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:27 |
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:09 |
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There were four 80 year old men playing golf. One complained the hills were to high.
The second complained the sand traps were too deep.
The third said the holes were too wide.
The fourth one said "Shut up! At least we're still on the right side of the grass!"
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:29 |
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Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:06 |
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A young boy came to Sunday School late. His teacher knew that he was usually very prompt and asked him if anything was wrong. The boy replied no, that he was going fishing but his dad told him that he needed to go to church. The teacher was very impressed and asked the boy if his dad had explained to him why it was more important to go to church than to go fishing? The boy replied, "Yes he did. Dad said he didn't have enough bait for both of us."
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Last Updated on Wednesday, 23 September 2009 09:30 |
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